Double trouble

In what sounds more like a scene from Porky's than a romantic soiree, two Armenian gentlemen broke three legs and two arms jumping out of a hotel window while on a double date with a couple of maidens from Moscow:

"Dubai Public Prosecution has charged one of the two Armenians with trespass and attempted robbery. The police heard the duo had met two Russian women who agreed to go on a date with them."

Doubtless they planned to go to the drive-in, followed by milkshakes at a nearby ice cream parlour, before making sure their two dates were safely back on their front porch by midnight to avoid getting grounded and miss the senior prom.