Simpletons Red
Expat Moron Prize of the Year must go to the group of mad fools who bought five tickets at Dh200 each to the recent Simply Red abhorrence, and lost them. One ton wasted.
For reasons incomprehensible to any homo sapiens with the sapiens still attached, they then bought another five tickets, and actually attended the ordeal. A second ton, flushed into the desert drains.
The ginger crooner was in Oxygen the other night. They could have seen him for free, while listening to acceptable music. Albeit played by what can only have been an ex-wedding DJ. No wonder Hucknall vanished early, without pulling a single hostie.
For reasons incomprehensible to any homo sapiens with the sapiens still attached, they then bought another five tickets, and actually attended the ordeal. A second ton, flushed into the desert drains.
The ginger crooner was in Oxygen the other night. They could have seen him for free, while listening to acceptable music. Albeit played by what can only have been an ex-wedding DJ. No wonder Hucknall vanished early, without pulling a single hostie.
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