Live and learn

An exasperated lecturer at one of the Higher Colleges of Technology recently remarked to one of his male students that female students - who have a separate campus - were far brighter and more dedicated academically than their male counterparts.

"Of course," the young dishdash replied.

"Well why is that, Rashid?" the lecturer asked.

"Because girls spend all their time thinking about education and studies," he answered.

"So what do boys spend all their time thinking about then?" his teacher asked.

"We are thinking about them," Rashid told him.