Motor mouths

One of the most fantastic official denials in the history of dodgy fading pop stars taking up residence in faraway countries to avoid the western paparazzi:

The sources denied reports that the King of Pop was moving with a heavy entourage and that he was driving a flashy red Ferrari.

"We saw the report from a Western network. This is exactly what is resented: baseless gossip that is not in any way related to the truth. He has a limited entourage, and he moves in his Rolls Royce," the sources said.