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10 August, 2005

Three cheers for the Tardis car

This unnamed illegal immigrant surely deserves a medal rather than jail for scoring the UAE yet another Guinness World Record. The clever felon managed to cram 44 cases of wine and 48 slabs of beer into his car before the boys in blue (or green here) apprehended him:

"The Dubai Court of Misdemeanour has jailed an illegal Iranian immigrant for two months for having 528 bottles of alcohol and 48 packs of beer in his car.

"A police patrol spotted the 31-year-old man, identified as M., driving his car erratically on Al Ain Road. When police stopped the car, M. immediately confessed to having alcohol in it."

No wonder, given he presumably had several crates piled onto his lap and a dozen more strapped to the roofrack.



Blogger monkey16667 said...

Sounds like my kinda guy.

Would have been funnier if he had been driving drunk with all that alcohol in his car.

Oh well.

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10 August, 2005 14:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright .... now that I've stopped laughing ..

How on earth did he manage to stuff in all those bottles in his vehicle ?? Was he driving a bus or a car?? I bet the cops are having a wild party now. 528 bottles of alcohol and 48 packs of beer !!! how long do you think they'll keep it as evidence. Sooner or later it has to go out.

I wonder what the conversation must have been between the cops and "M"

Cop: Stop!!. licence and registeration please. Do you know why we stopped you? Your car is a menace on the streets

M : I confess.. I confess.. My car is drunk !!!

Cop : ...!!!!!

10 August, 2005 17:23  
Blogger Unknown said...

next time.... that is if there is a next time... he should try a petrol tanker and focus on spirits. Why did he go to Oman in the first place? You can get it cheaper in Ajman.... can't you? I going to be in trouble for saying that?....O...

11 August, 2005 15:06  
Blogger No Secrets said...

Hay ???? Lookin .. Ajman should be a Secret .. but now the world knows .. and with your pic on the profile .. I'd stay away from there for a feww weeks ..
As a Punishment to yourself and as a Lesson not to Repeat that info again ..
Anywayz .. Enjoy ur next drink
SD .. This guys was supposedly Driving a car for a Fee .. and he wasn't aware ..
Now as for thw whole story .. Why the hell should it matter he's got a big Party LOL .. They make it available and then get pissed .. Who the hell sold him all that booz in the first place ..

Almost 4got my ANYWAYZ .. cheerzzz

11 August, 2005 17:16  
Blogger Hurricane_ said...

Hey Goodlookin, aren't you being a little too pretentious with a name like GOODLOOKIN, come on DUDE.
Not sure who many take you seriously with a name like that.

11 August, 2005 18:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodlookin works for Cowboy Publishin International, and his boss is the one and only Bollywood (munkey fiddler) Barry white.. whadya expect?!

11 August, 2005 19:04  
Blogger Blue Chi said...

That was hilarious! LOL

13 August, 2005 00:55  
Blogger AkaRound Peg said...

I am told vehicles that drive down from Saudi to Bahrain have 2 petrol tanks.

Once in Bahrain, one petrol tank is topped up and the liquid is certainly not petrol!!

19 August, 2005 17:47  

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