No Vergins in Dubai
A great disappointment for Dubai couples hoping to get cosy this Christmas - a huge shipment of "stimulators" has been seized by customs:
“According to our statistics, 1,440 pieces of feminine intimate solution, namely Lady A. Vergin solution, and 2,400 pieces of Men’s sexual gel, were seized by the authorities. Three hundred other pieces of sex stimulators of unknown compositions were also appropriated,” said the official. There were also 5,760 ‘fitting tablets’ (sex stimulator) among the seized products.
Disappointed Dubaians can take heart that other products are still available in the souqs. Can't afford a boob job for your wife? Buy her some "Lady Diana breast cream". Or for Dh5, buy a sea bean that, according to one spice merchant, has strongly aphrodisiac qualities.
“According to our statistics, 1,440 pieces of feminine intimate solution, namely Lady A. Vergin solution, and 2,400 pieces of Men’s sexual gel, were seized by the authorities. Three hundred other pieces of sex stimulators of unknown compositions were also appropriated,” said the official. There were also 5,760 ‘fitting tablets’ (sex stimulator) among the seized products.
Disappointed Dubaians can take heart that other products are still available in the souqs. Can't afford a boob job for your wife? Buy her some "Lady Diana breast cream". Or for Dh5, buy a sea bean that, according to one spice merchant, has strongly aphrodisiac qualities.
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And there's also the Agent Provocateur route ;)
Quite a few Holiday pressie wishlists will have to be revised methinks !
:)
QOTD:
"They might contain fatal substances that cause severe infections."
You certainly don't want to mess with any substances that kill you and afterwards give you a severe infection...
I don't see whats all the fuss about ...
'Difererent *STROKES* for diferent folks'
( covers mouth and giggles childishly )
notice they didn't mention morality or anything at all in the entire article.
they purely state that the products are unauthorized and may be unsafe. i see nothing wrong here.
I thought "feminine intimate solution" was some form of tampon
oh well.. i guess it's back to Mr. Palm and his five sisters for mua...
hmmmmmm.
there are so many hendsome boys who didnt had sex for weeks.... some people(oh that bangali guy) are indulging with camels!!!!
so why dont these women go and do sex with these guys with no battery required and 100%natural!
any females pls explain!
When the custom's people confiscate fruit, I always have the sneaking suspicion that they go in the back and eat it . . .
yes, that is my question...what do they do with the confiscated "cargo" ?
Dear me. God forbid that women should actually enjoy obtaining sexual pleasure, especially without a man present.
I see mr.Balushi is back with his highly intelligent comments.
The very reason that women dont go to these "hendsome"boys , Mr.Balushi is because the battery operated device doesnt make inane comments, ask you to cook,snore, or pick his nose.
Now that all that stuff is seized what is Carre4 going to put on its shelves? It seems that UMM ROBIAN has also been banned again.
is death by vibrator better / worse / more pleasurable than death by chocolate?
Actually those guys are good looking, I must admit. It just that you can not expect anything from them, except sex and a bit of good time. Maybe I do not have time for that since my time is ticking and am looking for a long-lasting relationship.
anon @13.17
ahhhhh the proverbial 'biological clock ' is it??
anyways quite a few girls here are pretty shallow too.. i guess it cuts both ways...
balushi, got STD?
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@ Balushi
Yeh dude for sure that was weird. Major weird. Your being in Germany that is.
They gave you a VISA?
i picked up a dildo in karama. the guy was jerking off when he sold it to me. ugh
OFF TOPIC :
1-What if some one a mean a {{ Male }} wears a very tight under wear befor going to bed does it affect on his Peanut ? i just want to have some information about it please...
* new fake balushi says:
Sorry for being off Topic
* old true balushi says :
Duh why should i care ..
No mention of toys made... the article was talking about creams and lotions.mind you did have some handcuffs confiscated in customs once.............
I'm all for dildoes. Just think, without them, "Steely Dan" would'a prob'ly be called...."Shelly Mann" or "Virginia Mastic Wiener Whistle" .. yuck. (Source... www.steelydan.com/schiller1.html)
Okaaay thats sick...
Wat Happened To "islam" or "self-respect"
It Seems Like These Words Fadded Away..As These So Called "people" Have Been Doing Things Called "7aram"...!!
3aFaaaaaaaNaa Allaah...
Allah YhDee El Ymee3 Inshallah..
P.S..All The Words Between " " Seem Like People Hav Not Been Taking Care Of..!! Thats SaaaD
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