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12 December, 2005

No Vergins in Dubai

A great disappointment for Dubai couples hoping to get cosy this Christmas - a huge shipment of "stimulators" has been seized by customs:

“According to our statistics, 1,440 pieces of feminine intimate solution, namely Lady A. Vergin solution, and 2,400 pieces of Men’s sexual gel, were seized by the authorities. Three hundred other pieces of sex stimulators of unknown compositions were also appropriated,” said the official. There were also 5,760 ‘fitting tablets’ (sex stimulator) among the seized products.

Disappointed Dubaians can take heart that other products are still available in the souqs. Can't afford a boob job for your wife? Buy her some "Lady Diana breast cream". Or for Dh5, buy a sea bean that, according to one spice merchant, has strongly aphrodisiac qualities.

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28 Comments:

Blogger snow white said...

And there's also the Agent Provocateur route ;)

12 December, 2005 13:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite a few Holiday pressie wishlists will have to be revised methinks !

:)

12 December, 2005 13:47  
Anonymous alarfaj said...

QOTD:

"They might contain fatal substances that cause severe infections."

You certainly don't want to mess with any substances that kill you and afterwards give you a severe infection...

12 December, 2005 13:56  
Blogger CG said...

shucks

12 December, 2005 14:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see whats all the fuss about ...

'Difererent *STROKES* for diferent folks'

( covers mouth and giggles childishly )

12 December, 2005 14:12  
Blogger samuraisam said...

notice they didn't mention morality or anything at all in the entire article.

they purely state that the products are unauthorized and may be unsafe. i see nothing wrong here.

12 December, 2005 15:08  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought "feminine intimate solution" was some form of tampon

12 December, 2005 16:08  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh well.. i guess it's back to Mr. Palm and his five sisters for mua...

12 December, 2005 16:50  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmmm.

12 December, 2005 18:35  
Anonymous Balushi said...

there are so many hendsome boys who didnt had sex for weeks.... some people(oh that bangali guy) are indulging with camels!!!!


so why dont these women go and do sex with these guys with no battery required and 100%natural!


any females pls explain!

12 December, 2005 21:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the custom's people confiscate fruit, I always have the sneaking suspicion that they go in the back and eat it . . .

12 December, 2005 23:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, that is my question...what do they do with the confiscated "cargo" ?

13 December, 2005 01:33  
Blogger Tim Newman said...

Dear me. God forbid that women should actually enjoy obtaining sexual pleasure, especially without a man present.

13 December, 2005 08:39  
Blogger kaya said...

I see mr.Balushi is back with his highly intelligent comments.
The very reason that women dont go to these "hendsome"boys , Mr.Balushi is because the battery operated device doesnt make inane comments, ask you to cook,snore, or pick his nose.

Now that all that stuff is seized what is Carre4 going to put on its shelves? It seems that UMM ROBIAN has also been banned again.

13 December, 2005 09:47  
Anonymous mercy said...

is death by vibrator better / worse / more pleasurable than death by chocolate?

13 December, 2005 12:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually those guys are good looking, I must admit. It just that you can not expect anything from them, except sex and a bit of good time. Maybe I do not have time for that since my time is ticking and am looking for a long-lasting relationship.

13 December, 2005 13:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon @13.17
ahhhhh the proverbial 'biological clock ' is it??

anyways quite a few girls here are pretty shallow too.. i guess it cuts both ways...

13 December, 2005 13:59  
Blogger samuraisam said...

balushi, got STD?

13 December, 2005 17:21  
Anonymous balushi said...

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13 December, 2005 17:57  
Blogger kaya said...

@ Balushi
Yeh dude for sure that was weird. Major weird. Your being in Germany that is.
They gave you a VISA?

13 December, 2005 20:39  
Blogger _sublime_ said...

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14 December, 2005 00:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i picked up a dildo in karama. the guy was jerking off when he sold it to me. ugh

14 December, 2005 01:10  
Blogger sheikha cheryl said...

Plan ahead...just buy toys when you head home. And Sam, it is quite interesting about the lack of morality clause in that statement. Yes, my first thought was where do they send all these little toys? Toy heaven, that must be it.
Remind me sometime & I will put up my post about our local shag house here, just two door down.
Look what I miss when I get busy for a few days.

14 December, 2005 07:03  
Blogger _sublime_ said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

14 December, 2005 18:34  
Anonymous balushi said...

OFF TOPIC :

1-What if some one a mean a {{ Male }} wears a very tight under wear befor going to bed does it affect on his Peanut ? i just want to have some information about it please...



* new fake balushi says:

Sorry for being off Topic

* old true balushi says :

Duh why should i care ..

14 December, 2005 20:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mention of toys made... the article was talking about creams and lotions.mind you did have some handcuffs confiscated in customs once.............

14 December, 2005 23:19  
Anonymous Organ Grinder said...

I'm all for dildoes. Just think, without them, "Steely Dan" would'a prob'ly be called...."Shelly Mann" or "Virginia Mastic Wiener Whistle" .. yuck. (Source... www.steelydan.com/schiller1.html)

15 December, 2005 17:01  
Anonymous Girl With A Point said...

Okaaay thats sick...
Wat Happened To "islam" or "self-respect"
It Seems Like These Words Fadded Away..As These So Called "people" Have Been Doing Things Called "7aram"...!!

3aFaaaaaaaNaa Allaah...
Allah YhDee El Ymee3 Inshallah..

P.S..All The Words Between " " Seem Like People Hav Not Been Taking Care Of..!! Thats SaaaD

23 December, 2005 21:25  

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