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19 April, 2006

Day on Dick Nob

A Wedgetail Eagle devours a roadkill kangaroo just yards away from our own feast of camel pie (a pang for the sandlands!) and glacé quandongs. The subject of conversation is the awkward plight of an absent cobber, Bruce.

As a true-blue okker Aussie Bruce has felt, throughout his fifty years on earth, a traditional and deep-seated antipathy towards those of a theatrical persuasion and those of a native complexion. It has therefore been something more than a slight shock in the past month for Bruce to discover not only a long-lost Aboriginal half-sister, but also that his son has become a card-carrying member of the Judy Garland Appreciation brigade. The Beer Salvation Army is expected make regular stops by Bruce's verandah to drop off cases of emergency relief through this difficult time.

Night falls as a golden moon rises. We unroll the swag under these strange southern stars, and contemplate the next day's trek back up Mt Buggery, where the airship awaits.

14 Comments:

Blogger Earthbound Misfit said...

mmmm, SWWWAAAAG

19 April, 2006 07:30  
Blogger DubaiSceptic said...

Just back from Oz myself and it is good to see you have not disappeared off the face of this earth. Enough of holidays - get back to blogging.

19 April, 2006 09:21  
Blogger samuraisam said...

I was going to buy some crocodile jerky for my dad from perth airport but I never got around to it /:

19 April, 2006 11:37  
Blogger el condo said...

Aha, so that's where you been hiding. Down under, eh? Your previous post is starting to make more sense now.

(Blink, blink.)

19 April, 2006 14:26  
Blogger MuFi101 said...

SeCReT..

FiNaLLy Ur BaCk, I'D Like tO MeeT u FoR CoFFee...

A STaLKeR

20 April, 2006 04:06  
Blogger ssosw said...

Whats with all these stupid posts by SD. I think the real SD has been abducted and replaced by a moron.How else would you explain the string of totally incomprehensible rubbish being posted.

20 April, 2006 08:32  
Blogger Minkey Chief said...

That's right ssosw, if you don't understand it, just assume it's rubbish.

20 April, 2006 08:50  
Blogger LizzieD said...

SSOSW: Ever hear of the following terms -- subtlety, humor, nuance, style?

20 April, 2006 13:46  
Blogger MuFi101 said...

WeLL, OzzY is wHT OzzY dOes!!

21 April, 2006 02:37  
Blogger the shadow said...

if your world is turned upside down down under then aren't you right side up? Hang in there brucie haha :)

21 April, 2006 03:23  
Blogger snow white said...

Fantastic references - "Judy Garland Appreciation / theatrical persuasion" ... we've been in the UAE too long when we start referring to a glass of grape or a glass of grain...

21 April, 2006 12:07  
Blogger BarfUser said...

I sense a bit of the influence of Barf in this entry... Or I am once again, characteristically, being completely solipistic.

21 April, 2006 15:44  
Blogger kingfisher said...

lizzied...

subtlety, nuance, style?

WTF??? He's writing from Australia, for Chrissake, where's he gonna find any of the above there?

hee hee

kingfisher

22 April, 2006 12:28  
Blogger Cokey said...

SD

Did ur bf dump you ?! or you going thru 'those days' of the month !!
SPEAK UP ! ITS UR BLOG

23 April, 2006 03:43  

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