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06 April, 2006

This week in limericks

Saturday
There was a young camel in RAK
Whose mother consumed too much crack
Her calf was not deaded
But was born three-headed
And is earning its owner a stack


Sunday
The Wise Men of Al Shariqah
Have banned everything but the car
Goodbye to the bike
"Because we no like"
The future is smog, fumes and tar


Monday
A journo in Umm Al Qawain
Was tricked in a nasty campaign
By police trying to force
Him to give up his source
But they couldn't get him to explain


Tuesday
People of sizes decreased
Are serving Egyptians a feast
A cafe in Cairo
Has ended their giro
All hail to the Dwarves of the East!


Wednesday
There was an old man in Karama
Who wanted some tea with his shawarma
But to his bad luck
They'd banned all the cups
Creating much discord and drama

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19 Comments:

Blogger soultalk said...

Ha ha ha...brilliant!

What a great way to start off the day...hat's off, SD...

06 April, 2006 07:31  
Blogger el condo said...

SD...one for each day of the week, and you'll cover all 7 Emirates. Shabash!

06 April, 2006 08:42  
Blogger Al Mulhama, The Inspired said...

Great!
Lovely!
Entertaining!
amazing!

thanks for the boost in the morning!

06 April, 2006 08:57  
Blogger Jin said...

What a great way to start the day......with a smile! Thanks & very well done!

06 April, 2006 09:29  
Blogger Harsha said...

:o)

06 April, 2006 11:10  
Blogger Tim Newman said...

That's brilliant! I do hope you get paid a handsome sum for doing this in your day job.

06 April, 2006 11:20  
Blogger WardatBlog said...

lol great, the first about the camel is really cool
Moona (from another blog)

06 April, 2006 12:10  
Blogger Desert Lady said...

a great read... keep 'em coming!

06 April, 2006 13:16  
Blogger SIN said...

Any input on what next week will bring?

06 April, 2006 15:04  
Blogger Keefieboy said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

06 April, 2006 15:51  
Blogger Keefieboy said...

ROTFLMAO!

06 April, 2006 15:52  
Blogger grapeshisha said...

you should set up a SD limericks blog. Im sure it will be a hit.

06 April, 2006 16:28  
Blogger haji-o-matic said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It would be even funnier if I knew what these were about...but a pure delight anyway

06 April, 2006 17:05  
Blogger CG said...

Nice end to a bad week.
WTG SD

06 April, 2006 18:29  
Blogger Driving in Dubai said...

Are you Amazing Girl's alter ego SD?

06 April, 2006 21:04  
Blogger secretdubai said...

Who is Amazing Girl?

I don't really use any other identity than secretdubai, so it/she's not me ;)

06 April, 2006 22:43  
Blogger Driving in Dubai said...

SD -

See here http://www.expatgossip.com/showthread.php?t=514

06 April, 2006 23:55  
Blogger BarfUser said...

There was a fish from Dubai
Whose side spelled out something - oh my!
When held in the light,
And turned just so right,
Its name was too sensitive to write!

07 April, 2006 18:54  
Blogger Jassim said...

Bloggers Block huh? Yeah sometimes i get that aswell. Good luck SD. ;-p

08 April, 2006 08:59  

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