Cream of criminal cretinry
7Days has compiled a very useful guide to Dubai's dumbest crooks. Remember not to try these excuses next time you murder someone or try to import a kilo of Colombian, as they've all been tried, tested and laughed out of court. They include:
- a woman who thought 4kg of heroin was "a box of chocolates"
- a photographer who "left his camera on by accident" in the changing room
- a man who mistook an E for a panadol
- a flasher whose "wet" clothes "fell down" in front of a six year old
- a man "just resting his feet" in a brothel
and a couple of other shining examples of Dubai's criminal cretinry.
- a woman who thought 4kg of heroin was "a box of chocolates"
- a photographer who "left his camera on by accident" in the changing room
- a man who mistook an E for a panadol
- a flasher whose "wet" clothes "fell down" in front of a six year old
- a man "just resting his feet" in a brothel
and a couple of other shining examples of Dubai's criminal cretinry.
10 Comments:
I'm curious about the informer...is it correct then that one can be a drug dealer with impudence in this country, as long as you inform on your customers?
I blogged this SD too, the crazy excuses and camel shagging that goes on here - the world shoul know!
I vote for options B, C and D :)
I think it's something along the lines of Viz (www.viz.co.uk) withe real(ish) people.
Click310...saw your videos...bloody brilliant :) And abt time someone did them too
i always say "I dont know"
have you ever met some of the male brit "journalists" that work for 7 days?
talk about soul selling, brown nosing, freebe asking, we-know-your-boss, shameless bunch of pricks.
anyone who interacts with them knows who im talking about :)
Ohh what an INTERESTING topic to blog ABOUT! you guys are sick and lame and sad!!!
Why do always point out the negative side of Dubai?!
SECRET DUBAI WHATEVER you call yourself, your not worthy to even have "dubai" in your nickname!!! OH it's a nickname since your scared to come out of the small closet of yours! Hiding behind a nickname. Showing your muscles in the cyberworld!?!?
Why don't you investigate stories yourself instead of relaying on the MEDIA?!
ooh noo you might be to busy.. TRYING TO RULE DUBAI ooh no you cannot do that, your in the MIDDLE EAST.. OH no I remember your too busy making fun of everything?!!!?!!!!!!
If you really want to make a difference in ANY topics your sad blog raised you should come up with suggestions and hands them to people who are incharge!!! wouldn't that be more EFFECTIVE.
You probably have no life, to share and talk about, this is why you think you will get your fame here in the internet..Hiding behind a nickmame, backlashing Dubai, the government, our telecommunication, laws, culture and tradition!! GO BACK HOME AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!
i'M SO sick of UNGRATEFUL people LIKE YOURSELF..
dxbyeh, I think my fellow scribes have given you some sound advice. There is nothing that a waorking expat needs to grateful about. He gets paid for his work. period. And BTW locals like you would have been shitting in the sand if it was not for the discovery of OIL. So get off your high horse.
insipid chagfuck , "nice" reply
f u
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