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23 August, 2006

Lavatory larrikin

Lo and behold, another gentleman "mistakenly" finds himself in a compromising situation with a woman.

The 18-year-old Jordanian student enters the ladies' lavatory by accident, because he is drunk. By accident, he doesn't manage to exit immediately. He accidentally enters a cubicle, and by accident, he finds himself clambering on top of the pot and peering over the central divide, where a woman is using the facilities. And then he accidentally finds himself standing there for some time, staring at her.

Then by accident he refuses to leave. Then he accidentally "offered her money if she agreed to have intercourse with him".

The poor fellow. If only there weren't so many ladies' bathrooms full of ladies powdering their noses all over Dubai just waiting for inebriated gentleman to accidentally stumble into them, things would be so very much easier.

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12 Comments:

Blogger marwan said...

Seems like there's quite a few cases of 'Michael Jackson disease' going around.

So this is what has become of Dubai, where every teenager treats women like a garden prostitute. Of course, how can you blame the poor daahlings, when Dubai is done up like a Vegas stripper?

23 August, 2006 06:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He "mistakenly" entered the women's toilet and reportedly stared at a naked woman.

The Dubai Public Prosecution charged the 18-year-old Jordanian student, I.S., with consuming liquor and staring at the 28-year-old Russian, M.S., while she was undressed and using the toilet.


The problem, clearly, was that he "stared" at her. If he'd bestowed upon her, say, "a loving gaze" or an "arch knowing look" or even a "searching glance" he'd have been fine.

On another note, there's something deeply sinister about being allowed to buy booze everywhere, but being charged with consuming it the moment you step out of line.

23 August, 2006 09:18  
Blogger dontfearfreedom said...

This is what happens when kids are deprived of certain internet sites, magazines, Dutch TV channels etc. The poor bugger probably had never seen a woman in a state of undress before and was curious.

If it is all un-blocked I doubt we would see many young men out of their houses, let alone stumbling into the ladies room!

23 August, 2006 09:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dontfearfreedom: Their arms will be too sore/tired to drive to any club. I agree - blame Etisalat!!

And on another note - why was she "nude". I don't have to get nude to use the washroom. What the hell was she doing in there?

There's probably more to this story.

23 August, 2006 12:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Signs are confusing at times when you are drunk, a small sign of a male in arabic dress, Dishdasha, looks simillar to a women's sign with a shorter dress, so even if Itisalat was kind enough to free the Big brother, men will be using their latest digital gadgets to take pictures of the Nude women in toilet areas, to be placed on free voyeur web sites.

23 August, 2006 12:13  
Anonymous poo said...

Cabtain Hamad

23 August, 2006 12:21  
Blogger Tim Newman said...

That's cruel SD, just cruel.

But I love it! Ha ha ha!

24 August, 2006 10:02  
Blogger kaya said...

So the police found alcohol in his urine?
And what were they supposed to find in a pub?
I mean thats like saying they were in a seafood restaurent and they found traces of fish in the man's gut.....

Also why was this woman undressed in the toilet?
But thats probably just GN way of putting in more words to make the same old pathetic news a bit more interesting. adding more words to round up the column.

We never do know what really ever goes on as they is NEVER any follow up to their stories.

24 August, 2006 11:23  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christ these ragheads are a bunch of losers, aren't they?

24 August, 2006 15:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there weren so many prostitues in Dubai then the inocent women wouldnt find themselves in this situation, again another problem the government dosent want to address. This complaint can go in the list along with the SZR kaos complaints.

24 August, 2006 18:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubai is the Michael Jackson of the Middle East.... no matter what you build..haaa haaa

24 August, 2006 18:04  
Anonymous ShadyObserver said...

Russian women in Dubai have a pecular tendency to find themselves at various stages of undress in the company of Arab/Indian men...

29 August, 2006 00:29  

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