Vice in verse
Sunday's vice is farewell sex
No more the Deira
Streets to roam
The working girls
Are going home
Monday's vice is full of tech
Tecom bids
Farewell to sin
As Ghanim brings
The proxy in
Tuesday's vice is a bit of rough
A thousand clams
To grope a thigh
A month in jail
To punch an eye
Wednesday's vice is up the duff
You did the deed
So stop your moaning
At least we let you
Off the stoning
Thursday's vice is public loving
Kiss me quick
Squeeze me slow
Into Al Slammer
We shall go
Friday's vice is so far nothing
And the vice continues day by day
For it's even illegal to be good and gay
No more the Deira
Streets to roam
The working girls
Are going home
Monday's vice is full of tech
Tecom bids
Farewell to sin
As Ghanim brings
The proxy in
Tuesday's vice is a bit of rough
A thousand clams
To grope a thigh
A month in jail
To punch an eye
Wednesday's vice is up the duff
You did the deed
So stop your moaning
At least we let you
Off the stoning
Thursday's vice is public loving
Kiss me quick
Squeeze me slow
Into Al Slammer
We shall go
Friday's vice is so far nothing
And the vice continues day by day
For it's even illegal to be good and gay
11 Comments:
haha nice poem
Al Sidra Media, the publishers of 7DAYS, last night confirmed that the services of a journalist had been terminated as the result of an article which appeared in the newspaper on Sunday, and which caused offence among the local UAE population.
from -> http://tinyurl.com/uu9q9
brilliant.
Very good...
Was it intentional that you only used 6DAYS in your verse...
Are Saturdays dying out in this region? SHould we launch a Save Our Saturdays (SOS) campaign?
Why oh why oh why does no one care for the Saturdays out here? Surely our savour 7DAYS can come to the rescue... they must be able to SAVE OUR SATURDAYS...
Hmmm...?
An entrancing bit of genius, I must say.
A 6 on 6 for you SD (since there's no 7th day).
Keep it up!
And what was this article anyway? Any chance we can get to read it?
This appears to be all that remains of that article. It's mystifying that of all the controversial stories 7Days have printed over the years, some lifestyle feature based on Russia is what sends sand up the crotch, but there you have it.
My wife loves to give me a good-bye kiss every morning I drop her off at her job.
I've told her we are risking to face the law some day, but she refuses to believe and gets annoyed at me.
I would love to get your opinions about a good-bye kiss in public, is it unlawful in UAE?, and if yes, which consequences will it have?
Thank you!
Nice poem...hehe...
The article was about some "bitch schools" or something... if I'm not mistaken...
Why oh why was the editor of the appaling 7 days not removed from his post? Surely he failed his remit by allowing an offensive artice to be printed in the first place? re-instate the jounalist I say!
kissandrun...
public pucker = saturday slammer ?
I don't think so. It depends on how enthusiastic you are of course :) Discretion being the better part of you know what!
Pretty good!
But i have to say I didn't like Wednesday's vice.
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