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05 March, 2008

Wrong kind of "blow" job

Sometimes a story is so exquisite that no further comment is necessary:

Dubai: Two lovers are standing trial for having an illicit relationship and exchanging blows after the man broke wind while in bed.

The Dubai Public Prosecution charged the Asian man with having consensual sex with his compatriot female who was also charged with allowing him to sleep with her.

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

bloody indians

05 March, 2008 16:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for bringing all asian countries under india...high time we started ruling the rest including china and pakistan :-)

05 March, 2008 16:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god dubai has finally started paying legal attention to cases of such critical importance to the country's growth as a hub of the world. Also keeps in tune with the vice wisions. instead of wasting time on silly cases like robbery and murder and real estate cheating and rapes, dubai as the safest city in the world demonstrates the way to make a true blue blooded modern city. wake up and smell the fart, you westerners, while dubai has wind in its sails. the answer is blowing in the wind.

05 March, 2008 16:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you have a link to the original post?

05 March, 2008 17:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bloody pakistanis

05 March, 2008 18:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

05 March, 2008 21:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bloody anonymous commentors.

05 March, 2008 23:06  
Blogger Jayne said...

I read the article in the paper today & couldn't help but chuckle. FFS, how the hell did this ever reach a court?

05 March, 2008 23:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jayne, this reached court because, in case you are ignorant of the fact, sex outside of wedlock is illegal in Dubai, the UAE, and the anywhere in the GCC, Pakistan, and every other more or less shariah compliant countries. (Djibouti even).

From a westerner point of view it is indeed grotesque, but that's the law around here.

Law which if I paid enough attention to the PR machine called newspaper around here is only applied to asian (Pakistani,Indian,Filipino,Chinese..) and some locals when the girl complains, not westerners. Discrimination could also be based on your gross income or the size of your car, I'm not exactly sure there.

I guess they can't go after the wealthier ones, it would severely dent the thriving business of prostitu.. er. I meant tourism.

06 March, 2008 01:22  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ze dronken een glas
ze deden een plas
en alles bleef zoals het was...

Its a poem from Belgium:
They drunk a beer
They made a pee
And everything stayed as it was....

You all have so many comments, but tomorrow, you wake-up, get in your car and do exactely what your boss tells you to do.
And then, you all come here to spit out your frustrations.
Why don't you tell the people all your frustrations right in there faces.
Or are you to hypocrit and do you have to do it here...

06 March, 2008 03:46  
Blogger Uma por Dia said...

Anonymous: link to the original post is at exquisite

06 March, 2008 04:43  
Blogger ali900 said...

how did THIS become news...

06 March, 2008 10:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so he farted, she didn't like it, they fought, and THEY reported it to the police xD how moronic can some people be xD THEY also didn't forget to report that they were not married and they were having sex xDDD now both of them are in jail xDDD this is so much comedy, fcuking cute crime xDDD

06 March, 2008 11:22  
Blogger Souzam said...

Another one from your local No. 1 Newspaper which made front page today

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticleNew.asp?xfile=data/theuae/2008/March/theuae_March197.xml§ion=theuae&col=

Poor chap wanted to take a quick siesta away from his nagging spend thrift wife.

06 March, 2008 11:22  
Blogger i*maginate said...

On the topic of blows, whatever happened to S & D - how cum they've gone all quiet?

06 March, 2008 20:02  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wind of change "69"

06 March, 2008 20:23  
Blogger telephone said...

This is MAKING the rounds around here. Don't POP them!

06 March, 2008 23:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So how did it get to the courts in the first place? Sure "sex outside of wedlock is illegal in Dubai, the UAE, and the anywhere in the GCC, Pakistan, and every other more or less shariah compliant countries...." but who reported it? People next door who thought the loud vibrations were a UAE earthquake pushing 8 plus on the Richter scale?

07 March, 2008 00:02  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man! this blows...
(Anonymous commenter PUKES!)

07 March, 2008 00:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eating beans can be hazardous to your lovelife and can send you to jail?

10 March, 2008 14:34  
Blogger shlemazl said...

Prosecuting for farting in bed? Gets my vote.

21 March, 2008 20:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bloody Egyptians

14 April, 2008 16:39  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bloody Ameristanis

11 February, 2009 05:54  

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