Kuwait, the party place

Neither Britney Spears nor presumably the traditional Emirati stick dance are welcome in Kuwait. New pop concert rules include:

1. No dancing by the audience
2. No dancing by performers
3. No mixing of unmarried men and women
4. No revealing clothes

Surely they could improve further? At least:

5. No bagpipes
6. No tuneless Arab wailing
7. No fat, sweat-shining dishdash straining constipation-style into the mic

And don't forget:

8. No vote for women

Because god forbid this sandy peasant realm actually leave the Stone Age.