Red carpet welcome

Despite the pressing threat of de-monopolisation, decreed by the Ruler last month, there appears to be little concern in Etishite Kingdom. Instead of preparing vats of boiling cyber-oil (or god forbid: improved services) to drown out the hordes of invading telcos, the busy band of dishdash have been spending their time designing a revamped proxy page, casting aside the former model.

After five hectic and sleepless days on the Continent, surely nothing can make one feel more at home than settling down with a glass of Bateel date champagne, logging onto the internet, and being greeted by a brand new, big, bright, red, flashing warning sign blocking every interesting or useful page.