Iterum in Arcadia ego
How lovely to be back in the sandlands. Good riddance to the garish azure skies and terrifyingly verdant environment of the southern hemisphere, with its obscenely scenic headlands, golden sands and crystal clear waters. Welcome again to the gentle, smoggy dawn of the Arabian Gulf, the softly sludgily polluted oceans that soothe the skin with their oily balm, and the reassuring spaciousness of arid tree-less wastes.
What a relief to be away from the interminable irritation of polite, safe drivers and boringly correctly-observed road rules, and the socialist horror of an extensive, relatively efficient public transport system. Instead, such joy to back on the meritocratic and exciting life-or-death race track of Sheikh Zayed Road, not having to bother to give way to other drivers, and the glorious commuter camaraderie of the ever-lengthening rush hour(s) gridlock.
Back at Cell Block G, a mile-high pile of newspapers barricades the door, the houseplants are just clinging onto life, and the desert ant brigade marches ever onwards over the verandah. Hovel sweet hovel.
What a relief to be away from the interminable irritation of polite, safe drivers and boringly correctly-observed road rules, and the socialist horror of an extensive, relatively efficient public transport system. Instead, such joy to back on the meritocratic and exciting life-or-death race track of Sheikh Zayed Road, not having to bother to give way to other drivers, and the glorious commuter camaraderie of the ever-lengthening rush hour(s) gridlock.
Back at Cell Block G, a mile-high pile of newspapers barricades the door, the houseplants are just clinging onto life, and the desert ant brigade marches ever onwards over the verandah. Hovel sweet hovel.
Labels: driving, environment, gardens, szr
8 Comments:
Good to be back, huh?
:-)
lol Arcadia= Uae lol wow
phew it is true you are back!!! we were worried you had gone dark like jack bauer....now thats what dubai needs our very own 24 tv show...aarbaa wa ashreen!...i can see it now federal agent 'jaber bader' chasing scheming "laborer subcon. scum" around dubai preventing a strike...though the show would probably only work without a time frame, cuz good old jaber would be stuck in traffic half the time!
Welcome back SD. Even Eno didn't help with the indigestion of the previous posts..BURP!
Lets hope we see lesser heiroglyphics...Hire a transalator please!
El condo..A mallu brotha says hi to you!
Thank you everyone! It is actually lovely to be back able to read everyone's blogs regularly again. You have no idea how excruciating trying to do it on Bloglines on a 56k dial up on an ancient spyware-clogged PC is.
I thought "suprapadum" (sp?) was Malayalam for welcome? Or is it hello/good day?
A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi es!
the columns of manicured hydroponic monsters
Absolutely brilliantly. Brilliantly accurate, funny, and sad. Wow I wish I had written that ;)
nice to have you back Secret Dubai! :)
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