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14 August, 2008

Sheikha Pamela

Not content with building an eco-hotel in Abu Dhabi, former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson is now planning to become Queen of the UAE. Or at least a princess:

Anderson has been quietly seeing a man from the United Arab Emirates. And he's not just any man—the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family, a source exclusively tells me.

Apparently the happy couple have been spotted hanging out in a gay bar in West Hollywood and Pamela "usually refers to him by a pet name: Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short."

Perhaps Pamela has been reading too many sheikhly romance novels. Either way, her red Baywatch bikini should brighten up the new thousand-dirham notes, or look great on UAE postage stamps.


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Blogger lezahcab said...

wow interesting........

money can do anything...

14 August, 2008 19:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey sd can you post something on the latest string of high profile arrests going on lately?

14 August, 2008 19:27  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Milk Sheik's hangin out with Ms Plastic-Fantastic. I can't imagine what their conversations must be like.
And I wonder if he's able make it to the mosque Friday morning's after hitting up the gaybars with his new lovely on Thursday nights...Wednesday nights...Tuesday nights..etc.
I could go on about this hypocrisy but anyone who knows the Gulf doesn't need me to launch a diatribe.
Love it.

15 August, 2008 18:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...blonde white women have no idea how easy they have is amazing how certain physical features can make certain women so much more desirable than others...

i am a black educated...a virgin actually...but i never even had a boyfriend!...i am worried that i will never get married actually...because most guys i meet prefernon-black women

isnt this world we live in amazing?


16 August, 2008 08:12  
Blogger mas onde e que eu to? said...

hahaha!! Fabulous!! And then they block this website because it is imoral... but dating Pamela in gay bars is moral??hahaha

16 August, 2008 10:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting, as you might expect, Pamela's plutonic relationship with Milk-Sheikh (what an appropriate nick name) is unknown to readers of the local press.

Wonderful news though, an air-head porn star turns into a green hotel designer. She might still be over qualified by the standards around here.

16 August, 2008 11:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon @ 16 August, 2008 08:12

Maybe you prefer guys who prefer non-black women? I mean, come on!

Drop me a line at the_3_project at Maybe I can change that problem for you!

16 August, 2008 17:56  
Blogger Kyle said...

So this is how some people flaunt their illegally acquired sovereign wealth? On asset rich, silicone tipped wasted by-products discarded by the West?

The perfect destination for this Canadian bimbo and her entourage is the Yukon wastelands.

16 August, 2008 19:02  
Blogger Damo said...

Ah, SD, I love you. You never fail to make me chuckle! ;)

Also, it feels so good to be reading the blog without having to bypass the proxy. Down with the TRA and their mind control!

17 August, 2008 08:49  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. and how. would love to see her in action in next video,milking the sheikh, on the same yacht, with the abaya trussed up. but then, i thought sex in public is a bit of a problem in emirates? but then again, rules dont apply to the rich and lordly here, do they?

17 August, 2008 11:58  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought I'd let you know that there is one other person whining about the UAE too.

17 August, 2008 15:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

new oxford definition of whining: truth that would have been better off covered, but since it came out anyway, better to ban it or discredit it by pinning the fault on the one who spoke about it as a whiner.

nice try, goebbels

17 August, 2008 17:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Interesting, as you might expect, Pamela's plutonic relationship with Milk-Sheikh (what an appropriate nick name) is unknown to readers of the local press."

funny you should mention that. because the "plutonic" relationship was on the front page of yesterday's gulf news.

18 August, 2008 16:31  
Blogger Muscato said...

Well, Anonymous - you're right. It was in "Gulf News".

Without, of course, any mention of "milk-sheikh", royalty, or gay bars. What good is juicy gossip if you drain out all the juice?

18 August, 2008 18:19  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just goes on to prove what comes in secret dubai today, comes in gulf news tomorrow. minus the details. obviously they still read SD. wonder how. but they did claim it was from some other website, obviously they cant tell the royalty they still read SD.

18 August, 2008 18:50  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"just goes on to prove what comes in secret dubai today, comes in gulf news tomorrow. minus the details. obviously they still read SD."

i have no desire to defend the piece of crap that is GN, but i don't think they're getting their info from SD -- this was on every wire service in the world.

19 August, 2008 03:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, what isn't getting much notice here is that they were hanging out in a gay bar. Now Pamela probably has a ton of gay friends, and they're in LA after all, but this reeks of a cover up for another closet case sheikh...

19 August, 2008 06:43  
Blogger lezahcab said...

Hello SD, This is different story but I can’t find where to reach your email. Well I’m searching for a Filipina who just commit suicide in Sharjah. She jumps on the 10th floor of the building in her accommodation’s balcony last August 18, 2008 4am in Al Nahda. I just wonder why it didn’t come up in the news paper.

19 August, 2008 10:13  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

» o que é Milk Sheikh

19 August, 2008 10:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pamela Anderson has Hepatitis C which is extremely contagious. It's been very well documented and publicized. I don't see marriage in the future with her and this Abu Dhabi Shk. She wouldn't be able to pass the blood test.

19 August, 2008 13:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marriage? Are you high?

Milksheikh's MommySheikha would stroke out at the sight of white skin: At the fact that she could actually SEE skin; and the fact that it was WHITE.

19 August, 2008 16:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

20 August, 2008 01:11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

theres an exact side to the same service from Bollywood...
its all a sick affair.

20 August, 2008 11:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To anonymous @20 August, 2008 01:11

Thank you for the insider info; accept for the names, almost everyone knows or understands what goes on in pimpland. However, do not link the Vince and Michelle case to what goes on in those sordid places.

This is what a mate of mine in UK wrote back in reply to the news link on Vince and Michelle:

"I did see the article. The stupid slut deserves everything she gets from the teez. Especially as she has lived in Dubai for 3 years! It's good in some respects that teezland retains some traditional values. In Britain, things are fucked up and everything is politically correct. You couldn't make this shit up... What discrimination? "

21 August, 2008 08:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question is, what on earth was the 'shaikh' doing in a gay bar? Perhaps, checking out activities that apparently don't 'exist' in this part of the world?

21 August, 2008 19:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is that shaik guy anyway?

22 August, 2008 00:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon @ 16 August, 2008 08:12

Are you kidding me? where have you been shopping for boyfriends? what most guys prefer non-black women? Don't let anyone make you feel less than you are. You're black and you're beautiful and be proud of it too.

23 August, 2008 19:51  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family -

They're not 'royal'. They're a ruling family.

24 August, 2008 21:03  
Blogger secretdubai said...

One of the anons got a bit nervous and requested their comment be edited, which isn't possible in Blogger, so I'm pasting and editing it manually for them:
anonymous said...
I'm spillin' the beans. Why should Vince and Michelle suffer such a bad fate when the Sheikhs themselves run around publicly with Hepatitis ridden porn-stars?
It isn't fair so here goes:
The Abu Dhabi Shks get their girls from Hollywood from a woman named [XXX] ( in her 40'sI think her last name is Stone). She works with a woman named [YYY] (also in her 40's) in London, who is an Arabish looking wannabe who has an illegitimate 6 year old girl with a younger Kuwaiti businessman who wouldn't marry her. They have celebrity contacts who they bring over to meet royals. Then the women go through a guy named [ZZZ] (a Morrocan dude) who views the girls (mostly teenagers from poor former Soviet countries and sometimes Celebs). The guy who keeps them in line is a former Italian police officer named [QQQ] (aka, the corrupt capo) who helps girls launder their money in Europe. He lived inside the actual palace of the ex pres.HRH who passed (peace be upon him) for many years. They all get women for [Sheikh AAA] and also loads of other Abu Dhabi Sh.s
basically any of the group under 50.
So, Michelle and Vince are tiny little innocent doves compared to what actually goes on. God bless them and I pray the outcome for them is somewhat fair. All us Brits might be embarassed, but we should still stick up for our compatriots in their time of need and spill the beans about the fakery and hypocrisy.

25 August, 2008 00:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


27 August, 2008 18:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth will prevail... eventually.

28 August, 2008 22:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just passing through and reading this blog for the first time. As a Muslim living in America, I am well aware of the moral depravity of much of the middle east, especially dubai. however, what I find endlessly amusing are these blog posts and especially the reader comments who call the bad behavior of middle easterners "hypocrisy" without realizing how much their criticisms are reflected in their own societies...

for example, the reader who wonders aloud if some random sheikh dating a porn star makes it to friday prayers the next day. I'll bet he doesn't consider saturday night partiers in America as representative of Christians even in very conservative christian areas in the deep south. no, not at all, he is able to separate people's faults from their religious teachings, and also to realize that not everybody actually adheres to their religion in spite of all the efforts of that society to clean it up.

this blog just seems like a place for people to poke fun at dubai for no reason other than to pad their own deluded and hypocritical sense of moral superiority and entitlement. Good luck.

29 August, 2008 21:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Etisalat don't block RSS- this has probably be mentioned before but your blog can be accessed through RSS- Google reader: is an excellent RSS reader and your feed can be added:

30 August, 2008 22:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to whoever was passing by on 29th aug 21:41,

dont be too surprised people make fun of your region and religion. no where else but here do people act like they are the only holy ones, execute and cut hands for anyone who goes against it, and FIRMLY believes anyone else who does not believe what they believe is WRONG.

do you need any more reason why people laugh at you? if you dont get it, exactly, the joke is on you. and 4/5th's of the world is laughing. do you get it?

31 August, 2008 12:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I too have a similar profile as you and after living in Dubai for 2 years, forgive me for having a sense of 'deluded' moral superiority to many of the ruling family members of the UAE. After hearing enough stories of torture, human trafficking, thievery and other tales to make my eyes pop, I have no reason to give spoiled sheikhs the benefit of the doubt. When you come from a country that makes homosexuality a first-degree crime (though rampant within your own society) and keeps women in the dark ages (yes, things will change) all the while cloaking themselves in a sheen of piety as they (and other members of the ruling family) party in gay bars in LA while leaching off state wealth.
Yeah, I judge.
And I'm as willing to have a debate about the hypocrisy of NOrth Americans (myself included) as I am about the UAE. But this isn't the blog for that.

31 August, 2008 18:47  
Blogger dicer999 said...

Hey, you know Etisalat blocks your website? I'm on them just now and they have blocked it... I''m using some crafty trickey to get in just now. Just to let you know.

01 September, 2008 20:54  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No More Milf sheikh?

Is Michael Jackson secretly dating Pamela Anderson?
London, Sep 02: King of pop Michael Jackson is in news again for his secret trysts with none other than Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson. The ‘Heal the World’ hitmaker has already been on a few dates with the former ‘Baywatch’ star in Malibu, but prefers to keep it strictly private. "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger,” The Mirror quoted a source, as saying.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar," the source added.

Jackson got so chatty with Anderson that he asked her out on a second date.

"They were very chatty, Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding, they are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off," the source said.

03 September, 2008 12:18  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't she a bit past it?

03 September, 2008 15:05  
Blogger Hajar Alwi said...

For the good of mankind, can there be a more sinful couple?

04 September, 2008 13:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the love of mankind...shes not dating Michael Jackson...she is still dating the Sheikh!

What is that? Some kind of cover up? More likely a business than anything else.

Wouldnt it be something if Pamela and the Sheikh decide to marry??? ^_^

I still think it reaks of a cover up...

04 September, 2008 21:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm out of the country and for me a real holiday means experiencing normality, away from those two-faced, dim-witted, hypocritical sleazeballs who ban trannies then whip them for pleasure while downing champagne in Switzerland.

Totally good-for-nothing, which is why most of us don't leave: where there's stupidity, there's either Pamela Anderson, and/or loads of cash to be made.

07 September, 2008 10:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been frozen in time!
so secy! Are you getting jealous of Pam???

08 September, 2008 17:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


She has the Hepetitis!!!!!!!!

08 November, 2008 02:59  

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